1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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