yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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