Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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