I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
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Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix