Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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