I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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