You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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