at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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