Christians are straight up FREAKS
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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