Yo dont text me then not text me
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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