There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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