I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I AM VODKA MAN
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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