I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You ruined the universe
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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