and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
God, I missed his penis.
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