I just cut my nipple shaving
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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