That's intense
I wish i was in the wii world.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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