I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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