the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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