whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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