I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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