Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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