very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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