Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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