They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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