Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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