oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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