sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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