Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
bring money and cleavage
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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