I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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