Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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