Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.