I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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