he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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