jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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