Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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