I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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