turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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