I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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