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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(503): View more from Oregon

hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

(1-503): View more from Oregon

all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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(509): View more from Washington

I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!

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(630): View more from Illinois

Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up

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(785): View more from Kansas

You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?

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