Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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