That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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