Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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