You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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