So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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