ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
