Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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