What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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