I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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