it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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