Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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