We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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