I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just had sex on a roof
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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