found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
tell me about the eggs
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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