WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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