you win again, gameday.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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