I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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