I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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