Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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