when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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